completely off topic: g'd awful pseudo asian movie?

[lkfmdc]

My wife has a special skill, finding the worst movies ever made. She came home with a movie called "pillow book", anyone seen this piece of crap? :o

A pseudo asian movie which mixes Japanese and Chinese themes randomly, has a completely improbably plot line.... this movie has a hot asian chick naked most of the movie and it was still boring and completely unwatchable :mad:

Anyone else soffer through this?

[SimonM]

Never even heard of it. Genre? Country of origin?

[MasterKiller]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114134/

[Pork Chop]

you had me at here:

.... this movie has a hot asian chick naked most of the movie ...

the rest of it came off something like:
My wife BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
*break for above comment*
BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBL AHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

[SimonM]

Did yer wife like it?

[lkfmdc]

Did yer wife like it?

she liked the cinimetrography (sp?).....

[SimonM]

Cinematography.

Yeah... just wondering. My wife and I watched Lust/Caution (which was sort of simmilar, a movie with lots of interesting female parts that was almost entirely unwatchable) and she was bored to tears.

[lkfmdc]

I got up to get something to eath in the middle of one of the many totally naked scenes... when you can't even watch a hot naked chick?

[SimonM]

Ah, the sex/food connundrum. Solved easily by eating sushi off a naked woman's stomach.

[Design Sifu]

AHH the Pillow Book,

that was a novel adapted by the (sometimes great often bizzare) Peter Greenaway. If you really want to get annoyed see his adaptation of THE TEMPEST.

I remember reading an interesting review of that move based on the use of multiple narratives fit into layers of windows. It's been too long since I've seen it to say how accurate a description that was. Besides, I couldn't even find the essay.

Check out The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover.
if you wanna see Greenaway's Sex/Food conundrum at its best.

[Pork Chop]

I got up to get something to eath in the middle of one of the many totally naked scenes... when you can't even watch a hot naked chick?

not a "blue pill night" huh, old man? :p :D

[lkfmdc]

Ah, the sex/food connundrum. Solved easily by eating sushi off a naked woman's stomach.

hopefully not this woman! :eek: (http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/paul1984/really_fat_chick.jpg)

[lkfmdc]

not a "blue pill night" huh, old man? :p :D

20 plus years of Chi Kung and my chi blasts are still plenty strong ;)

[SimonM]

And we have now heard as much about Ross' Qi as we want to hear... ever. :D

[SimonM]

Oh, and I liked Prospero's Books.

[golden arhat]

oh i've seen that movie


i was about 13 and wanted something to beat off to and it came on tv and i was like oh this could be good

i kept waiting for something worth while but it never came

just some chick that kept writing on people

i want to kill everyone associated with that movie