Best Master Ever Poll

[bodhitree]

Who is it?

Gene Ching ( the name does sound Asian!)

Chuck Norris (He's got a beard

Bates Constantly (I know I sure do!)

Splinter (4 master turtles love him)

John Takeshi ( sings like John Tesh.

Tony M. (owned mega_fruit on other thread)

[splinter]

Cool. I regestered for the board a few weeks ago, never bothered to post anything, and already I'm in a poll for the best master ever.

Sweet.:D

[Fu-Pow]

Dude....how the f*** could you leave out Mr. Miyagi???:mad:

[lkfmdc]

it was Bates Furiously and you stole the idea :(

[bodhitree]

Every thing in this thread/poll is stolen:rolleyes:
I just though it was a little better than mega_'s original thread. Sorry for typing it incorrectly. People, feel free to see it as " Bates Furiously "


Thanks for the replies. Gene, where are you on the polls man?

[Chief Fox]

The best Master ever was Sho'Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem until he was replaced by Bruce Leeroy Green who is now the current best master ever.

I thought everyone knew this. :rolleyes:

[Ben Gash]

Only I, as sole inheritor of the Wan King fist system, am allowed to make jokes about martial arts and masturbation :p You have also left out such notables as "blind" Zha Fei and "hairy palms" Huang, two noted masters from my system, who practiced dilligently for up to 8 hours a day :eek:
Oh, and what about Sam Seed?

[Fu-Pow]

OYou have also left out such notables as "blind" Zha Fei and "hairy palms" Huang,

Is he by any chance related to, Su Kong, the mythic founder of Shaolin Do? And, if so, what does it say about Su Kong's devotion to "practice" compared to ol' hairy palms.

Inquiring minds want to know. ;)

[Ou Ji]

So, Ben Gash, I see you trained with Wang Ng Hand.

Have you tried the special jow from Mai Wang?

[BentMonk]

Is he by any chance related to, Su Kong, the mythic founder of Shaolin Do? And, if so, what does it say about Su Kong's devotion to "practice" compared to ol' hairy palms.

Inquiring minds want to know. ;)
Dude that was funny. Of course leave it to you to derail this into an SD thread. :D

[Royal Dragon]

I was going to say something, but......:D

[Fu-Pow]

Dude that was funny. Of course leave it to you to derail this into an SD thread. :D

Hey, monks have a lot of time on their hands....no pun intended.:eek:

[Samurai Jack]

Doode. Miyagi, all the way.

[Wong Fei Hong]

If i remember correctly about 8 years ago ben gash also mentioned he was the founder of jerk bo :D seems like he has forgotten this in search of the way of the wan king fist.

On a side note i think i deserve the title as the best master ever as i actually managed to get accepted to register my style in one of these grandmaster associations.
I sent an email to one of these grandmaster associations which have a long list of FAMOUS black belts/actors these 6th-10th dans and other celebrity m.a and black belt hall of fame inductees, They ask you to pay 100 dollars -1000 dollars come to seminars show your style etc etc.
I was bored so i sent in my real credentials with a bit of extra spice thrown in , with my made up style of Hwang Leong Dong.
A week later i get a reply saying my credentials are impressive and they would like to register my style as well as induct me into their grandmaster hall of fame and if possible to demonstrate my style in 3 months time at their summer camp.

[Ben Gash]

Jerk Bo was the evil b*stardised style "created" by that plagiarist Legend! :mad:
I have been a devotee of the pure Wan King fist style since I was 12! I have mastered all aspects of Wan King fist, the pole training, the Pour Noh methods, the tissue hand, the choking fist, the blurring elbow and of course my famous sticky palm. I have also mastered numerous sub-styles, such as Grey Monkey Wan King Fist (where you practice in the zoo when people are visiting with young children and elderly maiden aunts), the "lohan strokes the tip" deft hand methods, and of course the traditional medicines and hand creams.
There is no Su Kong, for some reason Sin The stole a photo of my Dai sigung when he was on a Wan King retreat :mad:

[Wong Fei Hong]

Was sizzling rice palm and hot and sour palm also legends technique or was it yours ? Oh holder of the 9 styles of dancing mamba under heaven

[Ben Gash]

Hot and Sour palm was a member himself, and sizzling rice fist was his signature :rolleyes: