New Rules

[lkfmdc]

Anyone watch Bill Marr's new show on HBO? Every episode he has 'new rules" based upon recent dumb events. Here's my atempt to introduce some new rules for this BBS based upon my night's reading

NEW RULE
If you still have a funny 1980's haircut, dress like an extra from the "Dukes of Hazard" and do a system that sounds like a phallic reference, don't get your panties in a bunch when people make jokes about it

NEW RULE
Who cares what happened in a HS gym in a small southern city almost 20 years ago? In 1984 I was bagging a cute Filipino chick, you don't see me posting about it and offering video of it :D

NEW RULE
When Kung Lek even makes a sarcastic comment about how stupid and pointless something is, TAKE THE HINT

NEW RULE
Challenge matches that "got out of hand" because someone got "hit in the nose" aren't "challenge matches".

NEW RULE
Rubthebuddha will forgive me for posting this, but it's late and I'm bored :D

[rubthebuddha]

i still haven't forgiven you for worfing up that sake in my car. why the heck would i forgive you for this? :mad: Who cares what happened in a HS gym in a small southern city almost 20 years ago? In 1984 I was bagging a cute Filipino chick, you don't see me posting about it and offering video of it that's only because abel broke into your house and stole all your old super8 reels. he's going to put up the video of your first birthday once he gets it formatted.

[IronFist]

Who got hit in the nose during a challenge match?

[Mr Punch]

Not you Ironfist, you got hit in the nose by a 15 yr-old boy! :D

One day, maybe you too can get hit in the nose in a challenge match.




Me, I get upset if I don't get my coupon wiped at least once in a kungfu session.

[SifuAbel]

Originally posted by rubthebuddha
i still haven't forgiven you for worfing up that sake in my car. why the heck would i forgive you for this? :mad: that's only because abel broke into your house and stole all your old super8 reels. he's going to put up the video of your first birthday once he gets it formatted.

I don't think he's refering to me. I was 16 in 1984. Also banging a cute chick. The clip I posted was at the Bonaventure.

[red5angel]

who the hell practices a style that sounds like a phallic reference?!

[red5angel]

NEW RULE
If you LIKE to wear kungfu pajamas and headbands with asian lettering on them, when you "show off" your art, don't be surprised when people start to make fun of you.

[Chang Style Novice]

Go to jail.

Go directly to jail.

Do not pass Go.

Do not collect $200.

[norther practitioner]

who the hell practices a style that sounds like a phallic reference?!

Golden Snake.... I'm guessing.

[Face2Fist]

New Rule:
If you think the new rules youre making are funny, dont quit your day job

[IronFist]

Originally posted by Mat
Not you Ironfist, you got hit in the nose by a 15 yr-old boy! :D


That was the eye, not the nose. Get it straight :D

But I've been hit in the nose by a 24 year old, a 27 year old, a 29 year old, and a 40 year old.

[red5angel]

.If you think the new rules youre making are funny, dont quit your day job

no, the sad thing is they aren't funny, they need to be instituted, along with a new rule about face2fist trolling some other site instead of KFO

[Face2Fist]

Originally posted by red5angel
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no, the sad thing is they aren't funny, they need to be instituted, along with a new rule about face2fist trolling some other site instead of KFO

come on red why so serious, remember a frown is just a smile upside down, its all in good fun, thats what forum are made for... so take a chill pill, buddy

[red5angel]

I'll slap you down kentucky style if your not careful fist2face!!!!

[Face2Fist]

Originally posted by red5angel
I'll slap you down kentucky style if your not careful fist2face!!!!

look i ll be the better person here, and ignore your comments, because we both know that no one in here is going to fight and your threats are invalid... unless you can slap me thru my montior you are more than welcome too.. so i ll take you comments as a hello, thanks buddy

[norther practitioner]

Wow, red fizzle trolling, who woulda figured.

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by red5angel
I'll slap you down kentucky style if your not careful fist2face!!!! If you say "you have a purty mouth" or "squeal like a pig" I'm leaving!

[red5angel]

I'll fight you fist2face, I'll beat you down like an Irish Hooker in China town!!! COME ON IF YOUR MAN ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!


How about squeal like a purty mouth?

[Chang Style Novice]

Oiling yourself up and posing shirtless in silver-lame' shorts and a gold chain shall be deemed sufficient cause for mockery.

[red5angel]

I bet I could take face2fist, oiled up in lame silver shorts and shirtless.

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by red5angel
I bet I could take face2fist, oiled up in lame silver shorts and shirtless. What are you gonna wear if he does that for you?

[red5angel]

I was thiknig something lacy, most likely white to compliment the silver shorts and glistening pectoralis majoris.

[Face2Fist]

Originally posted by red5angel
I was thiknig something lacy, most likely white to compliment the silver shorts and glistening pectoralis majoris.

ok there goes my lunch... too much info, red..
you can call me, mr. face if youre nasty

[red5angel]

I'll sit on your face!!!! And I'm not shaving either!!!!!

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

any members posting thread topics such as "has anyone ****ed my puppy but me" or linking pornographic material under the promise of proving that aliens exist shall be banned without hesitation.

err.... wait ...

[lkfmdc]

LKFMDC still has the magic touch, one stupid post at 1:30 am and I generated 24 replies and over 200 views.... I'm the man :D