View Full Version : kung fu vs. my bad breath
07-26-2000, 02:45 PM
whats the deadliest?
07-27-2000, 10:11 PM
reality, what do you study?
07-28-2000, 01:19 AM
Chi translates to breath or air. Using your chi to disable an opponent is common in internal styles of Kung Fu. Therefore asking which is deadlier Kung Fu or your bad breath is moot since they are one and the same.
Hey, would someone pass the onion rings and garlic toast. I'm trying to train here. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
07-30-2000, 08:17 PM
In order to boost my imune response prior to a heavy sparring session, I eat whole fresh garlic cloves. Just like the Roman soldiers used to.
The side effect is that not only my breath, but every poor in my body throws out the scent. I absolutely reek of garlic.
07-30-2000, 08:59 PM
JWT ....... Thanks for the warning. I now see why people choose to spar with you over the internet instead of in person. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
07-30-2000, 10:02 PM
JWT, that is similiar to the halotoic technique, many chute fighters use in Asia.
My teacher developed it for a few days,,,and whoa boy,,classes were rough..it was rough being in the same room even..lol
08-08-2000, 02:01 PM
I'll bet my Bucket o' Bad Bean-Fu could beat your Garlic Breath of Death moves! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
06-13-2001, 06:58 PM
I haven't brushed in days.
06-15-2001, 02:09 PM
My money's on the 'Bad Bean-Fu' :)
06-16-2001, 03:12 AM
Reality, it's not your breath I'm worried about. I hear your underarm funk is where your true submission skills lie.
Reality vs. Watchman: Reality by TKO 32 seconds into first round by "funkage".
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