View Full Version : The ultimate street fight II
08-27-2000, 08:31 PM
Ok folks same rules apply like the other thread, so being the true troll that I am, I'm gonna make fun of myself, JOIN ALONG LOL
Here we go.
A lama molesting troll by the name of Gojira, shambles out from under his bridge to look for a tasty piece of goat when he encounters......
08-27-2000, 08:45 PM
08-28-2000, 01:51 AM
... whos' shooting his latest in his "Bagua to the Oldies" tape series...
... starring a huge, fat guy in a tutu named Kumar who...
Throws him to the ground and......
... proclaims himself lineage holder of all Pagua while....
08-28-2000, 04:14 AM
looking down at Gojiro, imagining him roasting on a spit with an apple in his mouth...
08-28-2000, 04:43 AM
Gojiro, sensing the hunger in Richard's eyes..
08-28-2000, 04:53 AM
pulls out his trusty Deal-A-Meal(tm) and ...
08-28-2000, 04:57 AM
Shoves it down Richards throat..
08-28-2000, 05:46 AM
...killing simmons. Kumar then hoists richard over his shoulder and proclaims that he will be serving richard on sunday. Meanwhile, gojira relieved that he will not be on the menu decided that now is a good time to....
08-28-2000, 05:52 AM
tunnel to the center of the earth...
08-28-2000, 05:54 AM
...since he ate too many proteins and carbs...
08-28-2000, 06:22 AM
passing explosive methane as he tunnels, at one point he hits a huge air pocket which....
08-28-2000, 11:02 AM
...mixes with the methane, then he makes two rocks snap together sparking the air. He is blown clear out the tunnel and staight onto....
08-28-2000, 07:09 PM
mat during the Gracie vs Sak match...
08-28-2000, 07:17 PM
....which causes them to run in fear for their saftey.meanwhile the bid boof headed ref says.....
08-29-2000, 12:15 AM
...your my hero! Let's run away together. In a fit of ****phobia....
08-29-2000, 01:37 AM
Just then Jackie Chan jumps in front of them and starts to expertly manuever his away around a gigantic jungle-gym coated in acid and razor sharp barb-wire, which of course...
08-29-2000, 08:24 AM
...was designed by the Gracie family after the skill was passed down by a great jungle-gymn engineer in 1927 who visited Brazil...
08-29-2000, 10:44 AM
Jackie looks over to see Tank Abbot making out with a deceased Richard Simmons! Jackie...
08-29-2000, 11:22 AM
...wonders if kumar is going to have a party or not. But then kumar comes out and directs abbot to the local livestock. Puts an apple in richards mouth and stuffs him in the bar-b-que. then jackie says....
08-29-2000, 11:35 AM
"Break out the tossed salad and Zima!,We having a funky ho down"...
08-29-2000, 06:02 PM
hearing the word "ho", Simmons rises from the dead and slaps kumar across the face. After a tense moment kumar starts to cry and says...
"Ive got blisters on my Richard!!!" Richard then looks down at
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08-29-2000, 11:37 PM
Kumars lack of buldge and starts laughing. Kumar in a fit of inadequacy loses control and pushes simmons across the floor. Simmons springs up and....
08-30-2000, 06:58 AM
Does a spinning pile driver to Kumar saying, "....
08-30-2000, 07:57 AM
...potatos count as bread exhanges not vegtables you *******......
08-30-2000, 08:31 AM
Suddenly Pikachu flies in to the rescue..
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08-30-2000, 08:38 AM
Kumar, with tears streaming down his face and standing precariously on wobbly legs, says (in a voice rife with emotion), "Sorry Richard it's just that I thought you would've been impressed" whereupon he...
08-30-2000, 09:00 AM
Impresses him by shoVing Pikachu up Richard's ass and saying, "Pikachu, use thundershock now!!" Richard..
08-30-2000, 11:36 AM
...starts to feel Pikachu's power,
so he uses the power of spinach and onion salad technique to 'blast' Pikachu from his anal-cavity.
Once Pikachu is 'out' and on the ground,Richard administers the 'deal-o-meal dim mak of death,thus ending it for Pikachu.
Richard,now in a ****sexual-rage...
Mounts Ash, Pikachus master and begins to take addvantage of those BJJ classess he once took. Richard........
08-30-2000, 09:36 PM
gets his balls cut off by Ash's prothetic chainsaw and cries out...
08-30-2000, 10:05 PM
"Richardtron, MAXIMIZE!" which causes him to...
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