ALMOST Kung Fu related Thread.

[T'ai Ji Monkey]

From the Onion.com
Bush Disappointed To Learn Chinese Foreign Minister Doesn't Know Karate


WASHINGTON, DC—While he still plans to meet with Chinese Foreign Minister Li Zhaoxing, President Bush was disappointed to learn that the dignitary does not know karate, White House adviser Karl Rove told reporters Tuesday. "I told George that karate is an ancient martial art of Japan, not China," Rove said. "I told him that in China, many practice kung fu—but I recommended that he stick to the more vital issue of relations with Taiwan and North Korea." In spite of Rove's suggestion, Bush plans to ask Zhaoxing to "do some of that Jackie Chan action."

[joedoe]

Sad thing is I could just about believe that :)

[Vash]

I am a patriotic American and all, by that I mean I like having freedom and things of that nature, but I'd've still loved to have seen Putin pull a KGB-style death move on Bush.

And keep doing it to every successive president until we were forced to add a Bill of Rights [uncensored version] to the Constitution and elect Ah-nuld as President.

At which point Ah-nuld would terminate every effing threat to anything anywhere.

Or we should elect Chris Rock. He did good in Head of State.