I ALMOST ate a taco

[Chang Style Novice]

But it was from Taco Bell, so I didn't.

[PHILBERT]

Man, thank God you didn't. You might have needed your stomach pumped.

[norther practitioner]

Don't lie man... I can smell you from here.

[Chang Style Novice]

What's more, I ALMOST talked to the got qi girls, ALMOST ranked myself in a style I founded, ALMOST answered a Shaolin-do challenge, ALMOST kicked a shoplifter to death, ALMOST burned down the Vatican, ALMST learned Golden Snake, ALMOST needed help from the ground guys, ALMOST used a knife fighting resource, ALMOST woke up and smelled the carcass, ALMOST watched anime with Gene Ching and the RZA, ALMOST went to a disco, ALMOST learned an authentic style and form, ALMOST killed two attackers, ALMOST saw a jacked up moment in a kungfu movie, and finally ALMOST found out what is up with the cartwheel guard pass.

It's ALMOST been a very busy day.

[Starchaser107]

I ALMOST found this thread funny.:D


ok ok i'm lying i did

[KC Elbows]

Not only did I eat a taco, but I listened to Taco's remake of "putting on the ritz" while I ate it.

[norther practitioner]

I almost got the picture about almostest almosters...

:D

[Starchaser107]

I Almost feel like training.

[norther practitioner]

I'd tell you to come down to the school.. but I bruised the top of my foot (yeah, more bruises, and we're not even playing hard yet) so I'll prob take off until Sat. morning, when we'll be doing taiji in the park if you care to join in.

This post is Almost Off Topic

[KC Elbows]

I almost hesitated once. I was on the verge of doing something, when I suddenly was faced with the quandary: to hesitate or not to hesitate. Fortunately, I gave it some thought, and decided not to hesitate.

[KC Elbows]

I love that my new sig is commanding you all to read my posts very carefully. I should have thought of that before.

I almost wonder what else you can be commanded to do?:eek: :D

[KC Elbows]

I added an "almost" to that last post to make it on topic.

But I almost forgot.

[Starchaser107]

"but I bruised the top of my foot (yeah, more bruises, and we're not even playing hard yet) "____________________

Im almost convinced you just like hurting yourself. almost tempting, but this weekend might be difficult. lemmie give this some thought and holla back at you.
I almost might just be there.

[norther practitioner]

I almost realized that I never really read your posts... until I read your sig, now I'll almost take you seriosly :D ...

[norther practitioner]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
"but I bruised the top of my foot (yeah, more bruises, and we're not even playing hard yet) "____________________

Im convinced you just like hurting yourself. tempting, but this weekend might be difficult. lemmie give this some thought and holla back at you.

You know, the attention isn't so bad.. I should ALMOST be ok (especialy for taiji) on Saturday... Let me know, I can give you a ride too if you need.

[Starchaser107]

I almost always read his posts theyre almost always amusing.
...almost

[KC Elbows]

You know, for a minute there, I almost took you guys off of ignore.

[norther practitioner]

I almost believed you, but then I realized you wouldn't realize that unless you were kidding.

Almost man... You were | | (that) close.

[Starchaser107]

I was Almost offended.

[KC Elbows]

I was almost the man.

[KC Elbows]

I'd still be the man if it weren't for the accident. And to think, I almost called in sick to the butcher shop that fateful day.

On the up side, since the accident, my underwear options are almost unlimited!

[Starchaser107]

Im almost sure this has some bearing in relation to the "nancyboy" under your sign in.

[norther practitioner]

Did you make someone that special spicy (insert whatever ethnicity you are) sausage and meat balls? Wow, that was almost funny...

[KC Elbows]

No, but now I look like a twelve year old girl down there. However, I've made the best of it. Now I lure in pedophiles into clandestine meetings by emailing them pictures of my crotch, and when they get there, i beat them up and steal their money and candy. I'm almost like a super hero.

[KC Elbows]

The phrase "life gave me lemons, and I made lemonade" would almost be appropriate to my situation, were it not for the reference to lemons.

[KC Elbows]

"life took away my lemon, and left me with tang" would almost be more fitting.

[norther practitioner]

Your triple posts are almost just as amuzing

[KC Elbows]

I could almost have fit it into one post.

[norther practitioner]

Almost every 100 posts of yours could be condensed into one psuedo word.... d'oh..

Almost :D ;)

[Oso]

I Almost like Taco flavored kisses.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by PHILBERT
Man, thank God you didn't. You might have needed your stomach pumped.

In college, I lived off of taco bell. cheapest eats around.

[Starchaser107]

thats almost totally repugnant.
yuk.
i almost lost my respect for you oso.
gah-ross

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by KC Elbows
I was almost the man.

you were almost a man?

[SevenStar]

I almost made lemonade once... but then I realized that I didn't have lemons...or sugar... or running water.

[Oso]

thats almost totally repugnant.

you almost got the literary reference I made.

[norther practitioner]

I almost made lemonade once... but then I realized that I didn't have lemons...or sugar... or running water

I almost believed that, then almost called that 800 # and gave my $.75 a day to get you running water, then I remembered.. I almost care.

[Vyvial]

what is ALMOST amazing is that this thread is ALMOST 4 pages long!

[Oso]

not really, stick around a while:)

you will see a lot of stuff that is almost funny

pick up some information that is almost valid

but you will surely almost have a good time.

[Starchaser107]

I almost had something to say a while ago.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by KC Elbows
"life took away my lemon, and left me with tang" would almost be more fitting.

Now that's quality posting.

No almost about it.

[joedoe]

I don't like it when there is too much cheese in the taco ... well almost.

[CrippledAvenger]

Best* taco place in Chitown is Arturo's in Bucktown. Open 24 hours a day for drunk hipsters like myself.


*and by "Best" I mean, open 24 hours, cheap, and tastes fantastic after a night of drinking and pretty women. I'm sure there's more authentic places in Pilsen.

[fa_jing]

Dunno. There's at least one 24-hr. place on western near Fullerton. Lots of good taquerias near me on N. Clark street. Also on Lawrence. I'm sure WaterDragon knows the real near where he lives.

Yet, the Taco Bell chain continues to exist. Go figure.

[Shaolin-Do]

Life aint a b!tch. Life's a beautiful woman. You just call her a b!tch cause she didnt give you that p*ssy.

Very wise words. "No almost about it."
;)

[Shaolin-Do]

"and tastes fantastic after a night of drinking and pretty women"

I have found that this is the case with most foods after given scenario.
:)

[CrippledAvenger]

Fa_jing, that wouldn't happen to be Lazlo's would it?

There's millions of good taquerias in Chitown, but only one near the Empty Bottle and Double Door ;)

Mmmmm.... I'm getting all hungry now just thinking about last night again.

[norther practitioner]

I have found that this is the case with most foods after given scenario.

I think after a few years, you'll actually realize this to be fact of the matter, instead of an oh yeah....lol

I almost had a taco last night for dinner... but instead I was nice and had it for desert :D ;)

[Water Dragon]

Ya wanna get tacos after class tomorrow? Miguel teaches right in the middle of the Hood.

[CrippledAvenger]

**** straight I do!

....well, provided I don't eat too many liver shots. :D

[fa_jing]

Here's hoping that the Chicago Police aren't running a Taco sting on white guys....