Fun Site---As Wing Chun as You Want to Be

[Grendel]

Try entering Wing Chun terms into this advertising slogan generator:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=wooden+dummy

I got There's First Love, and There's Wooden Dummy Love and A Taste for Wooden Dummy. ;)

It also came up with Come Fly The Friendly Wooden Dummy. I'm thinking of copyrighting these slogans. :p

Regards,

[Mckind13]

The Best Part of Waking Up is Dim Mak in Your Cup.

I feel like Jing tonight.

Thank Ng Mui It's Friday.

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Chain Punch.

Probably The Best Tan Sau In The World.

This is fun...I wont post the dirty ones :p


David

[Rill]

Obey your chi sao.

[Geezer]

Central Heating For Biu Jee.

Run For The Dim Mak.

See the Face You Love Light Up With Kung Fu.

Made In Scotland From Chun Kiu.

Sheldon;)

[Sandman2[Wing Chun]]

What's in your Wooden Dummy?

Tan Da with the less fattening centers.

Exceedingly good Sticking Hands.

All you add is a punch in the face.

A bong sau is forever. <-considering the kuit about the bong never staying, I thought this one was particularly funny.


And for Merryprankser....

Top Breeders recommend UFC.

[Shadowboxer]

I like the Wooden Dummy in you

and

My Anti-Drug is a bong :D ;)

It make your Dragon Pole smack

[yuanfen]

:D :D :D

Three results.

1.Bridge that gap with a wooden dummy.

((Comment- why didnt someone think of that- though Tyson tried it with Lennox Lewis))

2. Better ingredients better chi gerk

((Fries with that?))

3.Whenever there is a snack gap-the long pole fits

((The kwan makes only one noise??))

[rubthebuddha]

And All Because The Lady Loves Tan Sau.

nuff said, baby. :D

[YungChun]

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Intercepting Fist.



The Intercepting Fist That Eats Like A Meal.



It's Intercepting Fist Time.



I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Intercepting Fist.

[yuanfen]

"There is more than one way to eat a fook sao"''

this is getting silly.

[dezhen2001]

"Come See the Softer Side of Wing Chun."

"Show Me The Wing Chun!"

"The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Wing Chun." :D

"The Lighter Way To Enjoy Wing Chun." <--- maybe some fries with that? :D

"Plink, Plink, Wing Chun..."

ok thats enough :D
dawood