View Full Version : This ya gotta see!!!!
04-02-2002, 06:15 PM
04-02-2002, 06:19 PM
Is that a joke? They been hacked? Looking at the screen gave me a headache.
04-02-2002, 06:25 PM
Not a joke, that punk been promoting his art on nearly all the MA Boards. And also been spamming Boards and threatening People that called him out.
04-02-2002, 06:50 PM
MY site is better than that!!! And it's pretty sad. I have a cool forum though (He, he)
What is this guy trying to prove? His site confused me quite a bit. I think he is selling videos maybe?
If he fights like the drills he was demo'n in his clip, even "I" would kick his ass!!!
Oh well, maybe he's just not good at promoting himself, who knows. :rolleyes:
04-02-2002, 07:16 PM
......magic mushrooms and web design don't mix.
A warning from the surgeon general:
"Don't trip and surf"
04-02-2002, 07:23 PM
He's working on the "most website per square inch" principle.
04-02-2002, 07:26 PM
Learn how to punch your way out of a paper bag while wearing a mask!
OK I ripped that on off from the guys on e-budo.
04-02-2002, 08:23 PM
Bah. Clearly you are all jealous because he flips out HARD in his demo video.
04-02-2002, 08:47 PM
I suppose he really COULD hit me a billion times before i responded!......
...if i were stationary and had my legs cast in cement blocks.
p.s- even then i think he would have to stand nose to nose with me to be within range to hit me with half of those DEVASTATING SPEED PUNCHES.
Rolling Elbow is the most dynamic grappler EVER!
Ed E. Burns.
Anyone wanna buy my tapes now that "Ed. E Burns" let you in on my prowress?.. i love these shiiiitie testimonials. Almost as beleivable as Dr. joels P-Pump! :D
04-02-2002, 08:54 PM
Guess what kind of kick this is and win the video. Pick wrong and win all of the videos.
Whoa boy (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1587537125.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
04-02-2002, 09:01 PM
I think it's a super duper ooper Kick!!!!
Was I right??
04-02-2002, 09:06 PM
I posted that link a while ago!!!
The FASTEST martial art EVER...ARISTOAGON, faster than hell---
Satan wouldn't stand a fuc*ing chance...he will kick your a*s before you even blink...and hurt your eyes, too...
DŽamn, that guy need some serious html instruction...
04-03-2002, 01:16 AM
can anyone tell me how chumps like this actually succeed? i've STILL not figured it out yet.
04-03-2002, 02:01 AM
What punches? They were so fast I couldn't see them.
04-03-2002, 03:26 AM
04-03-2002, 03:54 AM
I reckon this guy got punched in the head so many times he has no idea what his created.....heheheh
this was my favourite bit though:
32 VideoLessons from Zero White Belt to BLACK BELT
LOL, ****, if i only i saw this site BEFORE i took up martial arts with my club
04-03-2002, 07:35 AM
You know, you drop a tab of LSD and suddenly this website looks pretty cool.
04-03-2002, 07:40 AM
*shakes head, get up from floor*
I was blown back out of my chair by his invincible font style!
HTML is the deadliest art.
04-03-2002, 07:44 AM
I think I'd have to be freebasing robitussin to understand that website. Now that I'm terrified, I think I'll train harder.
04-03-2002, 07:47 AM
Oh, sh*t, I'm laughing so hard tears are comin' out of my eyes...:D
04-03-2002, 07:49 AM
I got so excited, I almost kicked myself in the head!
04-03-2002, 08:59 AM
"It ain't braggin' if you can really do it.''
Well if Mark Twain says he's good...
04-03-2002, 09:11 AM
Its interesting to see the manifestations of mental illness.
04-03-2002, 09:14 AM
I'm joining up, how can anyone not with such quotes as:
"the worlds fastest martial art over ALL even Bruce Lee & Clay Ali. The forever ALLTIMES FASTEST martial artin the first II Mileniums".
"Hispanic countries happy. Argentina still alive, and growing is the major countrie over the world about masters of Tae Kwon Do even that Korea!!!!!"
04-03-2002, 09:20 AM
And I thought frontpage sites were bad. At least he kinda looked like a ninja. He is somewhat sweet.
04-03-2002, 12:07 PM
Mock it if you will, but this person is obviously a nutcase, and the insane have powers. Powers I tell you.
04-03-2002, 12:35 PM
this is old
04-03-2002, 04:38 PM
I just can't stop laughing over the poor html lay out skills and the english....it is probably the number one classic b.s site out there...**** i just keep laughing at it because it is soo **** bad!
04-03-2002, 04:39 PM
how is he doing that cool stuff with his feet? lol..the guy looks like he is on the all time fastest tread mill of the first 2 mileniums!!!!!!:D
04-03-2002, 04:42 PM
on second thought..i think he is on a moving platform..notice when he hits the wall? it almost surprisess the milenium's fastest martial artist...i say this because his movement reminds me of the jamiroquai video where the floow is moving and the people and furniture is moved on top of it...gives the same type of effect...look at it closely.;)
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