Yo Mama So Fat or Yo Mama So Ugly? [Archive]

Chris McKinley

03-23-2002, 10:33 AM

Which is the better pre-emptive attack?

Which does your art specialize in and why?

Silumkid

03-23-2002, 10:43 AM

In ninjutsu, it's Yo Mama so Ugly because she has sneak up on water to get a drink.

guohuen

03-23-2002, 04:59 PM

In Hung Gar it's "Yo Mamma so fat she gave Richard Simmons a brain hemorage just looking at her!"

Justa Man

03-23-2002, 11:40 PM

ba gua zhang likes to use 'your mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs'. that's my new sh!t.

Chris McKinley

03-24-2002, 01:35 AM

LOL @ Baguazhang inside joke. As a Bagua man, I can definitely appreciate that visual. :)

Crimson Phoenix

03-24-2002, 02:16 AM

In my baguazhang it would be "Yo Mama so fat we just can't walk circles around her"
:D

David Jamieson

03-24-2002, 02:50 AM

new stuff.
Hey I uttered out the "pack of hotdogs" line a long time ago on this very forum buddy!

And I stole it myself! :D

peace

rubthebuddha

03-24-2002, 03:57 AM

in wing tsun, it's yo momma so ugly, she couldn't get a date ... on her tombstone

Chang Style Novice

03-24-2002, 04:07 AM

In Shuai Chiao, yo mama smell so bad when we threw down I threw up.

crumble

03-25-2002, 01:46 AM

Because I hit so **** hard, my motto is:

Your momma's so **** fat, when I hit her into the air, she got stuck!

:)

-crumble

NPMantis

03-25-2002, 02:00 AM

In mantis we have many, a reasonable collection can be found at:

http://www.funnymail.com/insuyomo.html

guohuen

03-25-2002, 03:24 AM

Foolish mortals! You cannot resist the power of "Yo mama so ugly her mama fed her with a slingshot!